I got a Rainbow Brite Tie today and when me Dad saw it he got really upset and said something along the lines of “People distorting innocent things ” ( because in The Bible The Rainbow is a really important symbol ) and I muttered “People distorting things from The Bible.”

Me Dad really needs to stop being a Homophobic Asshole, he would’ve thrown it away if it weren’t a Rainbow Brite Tie ( me Mom had to step in )